Over the falls in a barrel. I can see the attraction. When you stand at the edge of Niagara falls and pick a spot upstream and follow an imaginary fish fin as it makes its way unsuspectingly to the most spectacular thing that can ever happen to a fish. Everything starts to accelerate right near the end where the river pulls down hard over the edge. The light seems to reach the smooth rock underneath and turns the water glowing deep green. Then it all goes white and the sound becomes more important than the motion for just a second. Our fish is flying and the roar is all consuming. Probably one more second and then the wet white out and then the crushing vertigo. Then the motion has definitely taken over. I think the fish is having a chance to experience enlightenment if it can survive the thousands of pounds of falling water. At the point it launches into the abyss its mind would definitely be free of all reference to things it previously understood. I think it wouldn
