Everyone was so uncomfortable in the distressed leather furniture. There was a tiny fridge with a glass front. They had all filled out the essential information on the clip boards with the sharpened pencils supplied. Lulu Lemon track suits colour coordinated and never used for working out. Mall slut cleavage and urinal cake perfume. All that was missing were the neon beer signs and black lit murals of hip hop stars we lost in the 90
