I was barely concentrating as I drove home up the empty corridor of our local high street. Holding the needle at 60k so as to hit every green light, the road wet and shiny, I rolled down the window to keep myself awake for the last few blocks. Five conspiracy theorists were on the late night talk radio. All of a sudden I realized they were agreeing with each other over the point that the planes used in 911 where operated by remote control and the whole event was a necessary sacrifice perpetrated by a secret illuminati, that included George W. Bush —
